i can come and keep you company if you want to keep you safe so you can drink all you want without doing something you'll regret? it's not like i'm doing anything more thrilling anyways

you're right, i can't live without her

yeah, not sure thats a good idea. not that i don't want to have you around, but bc adria will kill you if she sees you

i was gonna say i'm always right but my track record is a little sketchy these days

yeah you're right, for such a tiny little human being she is quite scary actually

yeah i saw that, kinda scary btw

yep, and i would like to avoid you being dead bc of my bestie

like if mateo was there i'd use him as a human shield cause he's about the only person that she hates more than me but stupido ragazzo ain't here so i'll have to stay home safe lmao

even i doesnt hate you that much compares to her and mat. its better for everyone if you stay home

right??? those two are on another level, we could never lmao well i guess you can always say my name super loud "like oh jimmy so happy to see you" if you want adria to just pop up out of nowhere to defend you from no existent me right? maybe? be safe anyways alright ?

i never saw her hates someone like that, thats kinda scary when she talks about him. dude, i don't wanna die, and that will happen if i say "i'm happy to see you". pretty sure she brought me here to find someone and "live my best single life"

i'll be safe, don't worry

between you and me — mateo is my best mate and i'd die for the dude right but i kinda get why she's mad tho? ok then "oh jimmy what are you doing here?" lmao ah yeah that good old best single life mateo has been raving about to... gotta say it's not all it's cracked up to be, like it's fun for a minute but then — then i just miss the little things of being in a relationship you know?

yeah worrying is always my default setting with you i'm sorry it's just how it is i'll always worry about you and your safety

yeah, pretty everyone gets why she's mad at him. im not gonna try it, bc pretty i will have to talk at 4am about that. they seem happy about that single life thing, but yeah thats not my thing either

i can take care of myself but thanks. you know what, i'll text you as soon as i'm back home okay ?

tried to reason with him back then but yeah at the end of the day it's family shit and who the f am i to talk on family shitshows eh? yeah i don't know how they do it like i've lived the single life "à la mateo" it's??? doesn't beat waking up to the face of someone you love and just figuring life with them as you go, really doesn't

ok! and you know where to find me if you need anything

yeah i don't wanna get involved in that too, like, let's just watch them hate each over lmfao. completely, i don't really see the point to wake up next to strangers like okay, thats cool for one night but i don't know how they do that often

thanks, but i'm not gonna bother you at 3am if something happen

yeah it's best not to i think lmao it gets real old real fast like at this point i'd just rather wake up alone and go surfing??? maybe you're right i am a grandpa lmao

you can and you should honestly? like i owe you that, it's literally the least i can do

my plan is actually to buy a cat or two and live the rest of my days with my pets

okay, i'll keep that in mind. but don't get upset if a call you drunk at 3 bc i'll get lost in the street

okay, i'll keep that in mind. but don't get upset if a call you drunk at 3 bc i'll get lost in the streets